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Conspiracy_Theorist- 03-10-2008
I swear I'm not crazy!
*scratching and banging at the door; a limp figure pushes it open and slumps onto the floor, covered in snow* Oh god...oh god... You're...tell me you're all human...please... I don't know how it happened...or even if I'm me...am I? Who am I? What am I? It's all because we chased that damn UFO. Had to, before the feds tried to cover it up. ... So. How's it goin' for you guys?

slayer- 03-11-2008

Welcome to the Outpost and report directly to Grasshopper for a blood -*test*-('") and interrogation...er...ah...um...free checkup and friendly chat.

Conspiracy_Theorist- 03-11-2008

*fidgets on the exam table as blood is drawn* ...do I hafta be tied down? I'm not sprouting tentacles or anything... At least, I don't THINK I am.

grasshopper- 03-11-2008

Just relax and don't mind F.F. holding his flamethrower. I can see that Slayer is willing to believe you. He claims that the some alien-race practically own South-America :? Enjoy your stay and feel very welcome. Oh, mind if you give us a little more background on you, CT?

Conspiracy_Theorist- 03-11-2008

Oh, mind if you give us a little more background on you, CT? Hm, let's see...I enjoy growing vegetables, keeping fish, and drawing and writing. :D I also play the violin, and I'm a junior in high school. My favorite Things from the movie are the Kennel-thing and the Palmer-thing. *blood goes hissssss and remains inert after wire touches it* Yes...I knew it... *sighs in relief* Does this mean I get a 'thrower too?

Talwyn- 03-13-2008

You only get a flamethrower if your very very good :P

Todd- 03-13-2008

I enjoy...keeping fish Welcome to the Outpost C_T! What kind of fish; freshwater, salt?? T

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