Make Up Some Malicious Rumors
The girl who played "Becky" on "Roseanne" was a complete slut. The kid who played "Kevin" on "The Wonder Years" was a complete lush. Bruce Dickinson is straight. Rip Taylor beat up Lemmy Kilmister at a fag strip joint in Des Moines, Iowa. Angus Young is 6'5". Rod Stewart collapsed at a concert in 1975, and when they pumped his stomach they found 18 oz of cum. The Captain hates Tenille, and has been fucking Ann Murray behind her back for years. Angus Young is 4'11". Bruce Dickinson is a fag. Paul Newman was a Nazi spy. Sal Mineo is still alive. Britney Spears had a three-way with Albert Finney and Patrick Stewart. Bruce Dickinson is bi. Before he died, Charleton Heston paid his Mexican gardeners to burn down Warner Brothers Studios. Dr Hook has a fake foot. Linda Blair is a nympho who has a thing for black midgets. Dom Deluise is anorexic. Jessica Simpson has an IQ that's actually 2 points over Albert Einstein's. John Carpenter picked up George A Romero in a gay bar. Morgan Freeman is really Wilford Brimley in blackface. Mickey Rourke is a former Jesuit who actually performed an Exorcism on the kid who played "Cousin Walter" on "The Brady Bunch". Harvey Fierstein is really Christine McVie after a sex change. Barbara Bush starred in a series of stag films back in the '50s......
The girl who played "Becky" on "Roseanne" was a complete slut. The kid who played "Kevin" on "The Wonder Years" was a complete lush. Bruce Dickinson is straight. Rip Taylor beat up Lemmy Kilmister at a fag strip joint in Des Moines, Iowa. Angus Young is 6'5". Rod Stewart collapsed at a concert in 1975, and when they pumped his stomach they found 18 oz of cum. The Captain hates Tenille, and has been fucking Ann Murray behind her back for years. Angus Young is 4'11". Bruce Dickinson is a fag. Paul Newman was a Nazi spy. Sal Mineo is still alive. Britney Spears had a three-way with Albert Finney and Patrick Stewart. Bruce Dickinson is bi. Before he died, Charleton Heston paid his Mexican gardeners to burn down Warner Brothers Studios. Dr Hook has a fake foot. Linda Blair is a nympho who has a thing for black midgets. Dom Deluise is anorexic. Jessica Simpson has an IQ that's actually 2 points over Albert Einstein's. John Carpenter picked up George A Romero in a gay bar. Morgan Freeman is really Wilford Brimley in blackface. Mickey Rourke is a former Jesuit who actually performed an Exorcism on the kid who played "Cousin Walter" on "The Brady Bunch". Harvey Fierstein is really Christine McVie after a sex change. Barbara Bush starred in a series of stag films back in the '50s......
