THINGS ONLY thread
Well, my computer just finished the analysis. I gave to it all the available data - the number of members of this forum, the estimated time they spent alone with each other etc. The PC also analysed your individual posts, looking for your reactions on some key questions. To get the most accurate answer, it also took into account the fact that all the members visited infirmary at their first arrival. However, the result is shocking. The computer says there is 83% chance that one or more of the current members are THINGS! I decided to start this thread to give all the THINGS among us a chance to speak, here and now. We are very tolerant people here and we offer a deal to you. In exchange for your safety, we want answers, many answers. For example, Is your intention to infect everything on Earth?, Are you interested in power and money?, Where you came from?, What is your true shape?, How long you can live inside a host without revealing yourselves?, Do you consider your race superior to our?, Are the THINGS on Earth the last ones in the Universe? Do you trust each other? Do you have any social structure? How do you communicate with each other? Do you have your own language? Other questons may be found all around this forum. THINGS who disobey... you remember what a flamethrower is, right?
Well, my computer just finished the analysis. I gave to it all the available data - the number of members of this forum, the estimated time they spent alone with each other etc. The PC also analysed your individual posts, looking for your reactions on some key questions. To get the most accurate answer, it also took into account the fact that all the members visited infirmary at their first arrival. However, the result is shocking. The computer says there is 83% chance that one or more of the current members are THINGS! I decided to start this thread to give all the THINGS among us a chance to speak, here and now. We are very tolerant people here and we offer a deal to you. In exchange for your safety, we want answers, many answers. For example, Is your intention to infect everything on Earth?, Are you interested in power and money?, Where you came from?, What is your true shape?, How long you can live inside a host without revealing yourselves?, Do you consider your race superior to our?, Are the THINGS on Earth the last ones in the Universe? Do you trust each other? Do you have any social structure? How do you communicate with each other? Do you have your own language? Other questons may be found all around this forum. THINGS who disobey... you remember what a flamethrower is, right?